Are My Presents Getting Smaller?

                Today, I walked by my Christmas tree and took a little peek underneath it. Unlike some families, mine likes to put the presents out there and torture us by making us look at the presents unopened until Christmas day. It’s great. So naturally, I looked a little closer at mine and they were so…small.…

An Ode to That Piano

Technically, I’ve been playing the piano for eleven years. When I say, “Technically,” I mean that I haven’t really touched the keys for the past year since I don’t have any time anymore. Which is a shame. For someone at my skill level, I am nothing compared to some of the people I competed against.…

An Ode to My Cup of Coffee

I never liked coffee. It was probably because my parents were obsessed with it, but never let me drink it. Obviously, it was also because I was five years old and couldn’t wait to grow up. I can still remember going to family reunions when I was about four years old in Colorado, and my…

Why Being a Woman Can Suck

This is ’bout to get personal, so all you women better get what I’m saying, hopefully, because I’m going to feel like a serious idiot, if you don’t. Yes, yes, it’s that time of the month for me, but since my hormones are being simultaneously released as my uterine walls contract, making me want to…